Merry Christmas Everyone! Here are two Geek Christmas Carols I came up with recently.
JOKER THE WHITE-FACED PSYCHO
You know Penguin and Riddler and Scarecrow and Ivy,
Bane, Freeze, Mad Hatter, and ole Two-Faced Harvey,
But do you recall
The funniest villain of all?
Joker the White-Faced Psycho,
Had a very evil grin,
And if you ever crossed him,
He’d commit a nasty sin, Hoo-Hoo!
All of Gotham’s Finest,
Tried to take the Joker down,
But he never let them catch him,
Though he did let quite a few drown, Hahahahahahaha!
Then one dark and gloomy night,
Batman came to say,
“Joker with your cold, black heart
Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah…” and then he arrested me.
Now all the little children,
Are safe with Joker locked away,
But Harley’ll cook up an escape plan,
Then Batman, you’ll be history! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
12 DAYS OF GEEK CHRISTMAS
On the 12 Days of Christmas, my Jedi Master gave to me
12 Greek Olympians...
11 Million Tribbles...
10 Thousand Orcs...
9 Sailor Scouts...
8 Master Robots
7 Potter Novels...
6 Star Wars Movies...
5 Planeteer Rings!!!
4 Ninja Turtles...
3 Musketeers...
2 Dueling Pirates...
And a Batmobile in a Batcave!!!
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