240 Days Until Dragon*Con!!!
Okay, at first I was a bit reluctant about doing this, but I figured that given the times, it doesn't hurt to have a few goals to concentrate on. So my friends, here are my ten New Year's Resolutions... in no particular order.
1) Strive for World Peace... because giving people a false sense of security is key to world conquest.
2) Save Money... after all, there is no point in buying extra Battle Tanks when I have more than I need already.
3) Lose Weight... as I am starting to have trouble fitting into my Destructo-Suit.
4) Be More Tidy... a clean Mountain Castle of Doom is a happy Mountain Castle of Doom.
5) Be More Active... procrastination is not going to get my Apocalypse Cannon built any faster.
6) Be Nicer To Those Less Fortunate... mindless torture before an execution is really not necessary.
7) Be More Articulate... threatening to cover the world in a gigantic ice cap if every country doesn't pay me ten million dollars each is no good if the world leaders can't understand what I'm saying.
8) Help Lower the Unemployment Rate... after all, robots can't seem to grasp the concept of "Subtle Assassination"
9) Take On A New Hobby... collecting members of the International Jury that convicted me in my last trial only takes up so much time.
10) And finally... Take Over The World!!!!
Happy 2011, Everyone!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
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